come see my friends

you will be glad ya did!
I'm a huge Meghan Mayhem fan!

(heres an unrelated note)
I was pretty happy to find out that "Larry the cable guy" is a fan of two of the bands I was into in the 80s...click the title above to see what I'm talking about...

glad to bee home eating honey with honey

Through some bad communication I had a Long bus trip tonight.
I didn't know if baby mom was coming to get the tots or not.
I waited too long to take them home and that made for some dreary time in the cold taking two busses out to B.F.E., with kids and a car seat BBBWAAAAH!.
This clown ended up carrying my sleeping son for about 23 min with no place to put him down (OW!).
I just wish I could have been at my old lady's work looking after her and walking her home.It sucked but I was so glad to spend the day with them.
We painted furniture in Olive's place (my house bike is drydocked at CARL LARSONS house)and watched "Narnia".
We got a ride from Olive's mom and we hung out with her for a bit, I like her a lot.

Leave the new mayor alone!click here

I really hope so called "Outraged voters" don't Tar and Feather Mr. Sam Adams's for fibbing about his sex life.
What that nice man does with his private parts is his biddness and I don't blame him for lying in the least.
C'mon if you ask a stupid question expect a lie fool...it's bad form to ask some body with whom they get their Twinky Stinky.
If some one was to complain about said Twinky Stinkerage...then it's still none of our concern.
Portland has been my oyster for over a decade and I think that Adams during the Obama administration can make it a better oyster!
Sam is a good man for the job...a very stressful job...in fact I think he should get as much tail as he wants.
I think he deserves an apology for being asked who he shags... it's absurd as Zoo Bombing in a garbage truck.

BESIDES! This is Portland...the shaggyest town I ever saw, I love how sexual Palookaville is, towns are known for different stuff y'know.
Detroit people like to dance, Minneapolis folks like anarchism, Huston crowds drag people behind trucks and Portland humps.
If Sam is ever caught stealing, killing, rampaging protesters, paving over wetlands or otherwise being a prick...then I'll throw my panties in the wad with yours...
till then, leave the fella alone, I really want to see what he is going to do.

To the new king!! Congratulations!

Congrats Sir Obama of shy town!
I can't deny that you are a symbol of hope even to this shmanarchist.
You remind me of an awesome, dedicated, school principal who is taking over a pile of bloody rubble left by a demon puppet in a cowboy hat.
I tried to vote for you but my ballot couldn't be mailed to my house bike...it is always moving.
Well actually I thought your name was Bronco Bama and ya better believe I'm gonna vote for some one who goes by that handle!

seen at Meticon bike shop

I gues my lady was craving all the trappings of feeding and raising children but without all the nasty child birth and such

Perfect because that's the kind of partner that I was looking for...I'm a lucky man.




And to make sure our comic book style romance doesn't develop into more children I gotta put my junk under the knife.
Here I'm filling out a paper stating that I wasn't forced to get a vasectomy...how do they know I wasn't forced to sign the paper?.

They gave me a little condom schooling...
Did you know that they have polyurethane condoms?
Ultra-thin and strong
Compatible with both water-based and oil-based lubricants
No latex allergens
Medical-grade polyurethane
Clear and Odor-Free
but sadly my penis is of average length but as big around as a peanut butter jar so none of the condoms they showed me fit ...so Vasectomy it is!!!!!!
I wont be needing the 50 condoms they gave me so I have been using them as socks for my kids.

Olive is more than a little happy about it, she is the only woman I ever met whose passion meets mine.
She was so happy, she wore her "Goin to the cock doc" sombrero.
It could cost $600 so I'm looking for a place (near Belmont street) to have the benefit concert.

I told my ex-wife that I was getting a vasectomy...she didn't speak...she just hauled off and punched me in the mouth.
She was PISSED!
"D. I been telling you to get fixed for...how old is our daughter?"
"10 years old" my little girl yelled from across the house.
After she cooled off she thanked me for being a male who is taking charge of my own fertility.
One of the first things I do when I make my fortune is start some free male sterility clinics...there are enough humans on the planet.

from the show the other night

It's always packed at my thursday open mic @ Muddy Warers coffee house 29th and belmont....