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I really hope so called "Outraged voters" don't Tar and Feather Mr. Sam Adams's for fibbing about his sex life.
What that nice man does with his private parts is his biddness and I don't blame him for lying in the least.
C'mon if you ask a stupid question expect a lie fool...it's bad form to ask some body with whom they get their Twinky Stinky.
If some one was to complain about said Twinky Stinkerage...then it's still none of our concern.
Portland has been my oyster for over a decade and I think that Adams during the Obama administration can make it a better oyster!
Sam is a good man for the job...a very stressful job...in fact I think he should get as much tail as he wants.
I think he deserves an apology for being asked who he shags... it's absurd as Zoo Bombing in a garbage truck.

BESIDES! This is Portland...the shaggyest town I ever saw, I love how sexual Palookaville is, towns are known for different stuff y'know.
Detroit people like to dance, Minneapolis folks like anarchism, Huston crowds drag people behind trucks and Portland humps.
If Sam is ever caught stealing, killing, rampaging protesters, paving over wetlands or otherwise being a prick...then I'll throw my panties in the wad with yours...
till then, leave the fella alone, I really want to see what he is going to do.