This was the soundtrack to my dreams lastnight.

 This was the soundtrack to my dreams lastnight.

https://youtu.be/Ldh04Olynrw

I dreamt Olive and I had to fill in as ER nurses while they had marimba band practice. Here are the top excuses why Olive ad Dingo sadly turned our patients away.

"Your wound is reminding me we haven't had lunch yet. Pizza?"

"I'm only qualified to remove bandages"

"That's Covid 14, update your stuff before you come in here Yo."

"Sorry, we are only taking Monopoly money today"

"We want to treat you but the sound effects guy didn't show up. Come back later."

"Eww that's gross...it's all sticky...I quit."

Out on the town. My parents are visiting from San Antonio.

 
We went out after a gig with the P's. Funny that they notice things we don't. I had no idea there was a tallbike graphic on our local ATM.

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My bike, cut in half and thrown on the scrap truck.NOW FIXED!!!!

Here it is folks a sorry sight indeed.
I hear it was personal and I'm not surprised.
If tv has taught me anything I know that they are jealous of my freedom (lol just kidding).
Several tallbikes were stolen and the Behemoth cut in two.
 Now I have the job of using the setback to grow stronger...

Enter my old friend Toaster the Builder he is the guy who built most of our bikes.
 He and Jonny D. found the Behemoth in the scrap heap.

I have to answer to him about his bikes, sometimes I have crappy answers!
"Dingo what happened to Broadzilla?"
"Forks flew off during a stunt...sorry"
"Where is the Spin Cycle?"
"Stolen man, some dude took off with it."
"Behemoth?"
"Cut in half by homebums."
I never thought anything would ever happen to the Behemoth...it's just so darn big!

There's a turf war between a group of pro housless folks and street performers. 

Each faction's presence weakens the game of the other.

They can't take me head on so the cut my bikes up when I had to leave them overnight locked to a rack.

The Behemoth is one of the flagships. I was told it couldn't be repaired.   
Toaster was so fed up with the cowardice of that act that he sat in his workshop and re-built the Behemoth. 

WOW! What a master of metal.

Now I have it here and it works better than before.
I got lucky, they hit the puppet instead of the hand and to show my appreciation for that I'm gonna go ahead and forgive who ever knucklehead hates me so.
I love that my bike (and magic wand) has scars now.

Very Greatful to Toaster (Topher Moore) for getting the big B back on the road.

Quick blessing from the Kalisti.

Toaster you are the best! Thank you so much!


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