Showing posts with label police. Show all posts
Showing posts with label police. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 29, 2019

Ever get the sneaky feeling you're being watched?

Ever get the sneaky feeling you're being watched?
 I had that feeling yesterday. In a flip of the script, I detected a cop in the neighbors backyard a few months ago.
 I was sitting just on the other side of the fence. We didn't see one another because we happened to be silent and obscured. Then I smelled him.
 I leaned back looking between the slats and spied a cop standing silently in the yard only a few feet away from me. 
We live in a cologne free house in probably a cologne free neighborhood. That smell stuck out like a party popper. 
Whatever was going on next door was none of my beeswax. 
I still performed my civic duty by covering the cologne smell with my favorite smell. 
I was silent because I was rolling a joint.Yeah I quickly blew my cover. Luckily I wasn't doing anything illegal. 
Still it's awkward.
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