Often I get lunch at the local burritrarium.

Typically there are the same Hispanic workmen taking lunch too. They see me in clown drag and make up and giggle at me. I can't be offended, I'm in the biz of making people giggle. What they are giggling at is the parents job not mine. Occasionally I have a companion with me that confuses them as she loves living draped all over her man. But it's rare because Olive won't eat there since she got sick there. Today I threw them a sweet curve. I showed up in full construction worker garb. I sat with them in the lottery room and it was well worth blowing $5 to see them stare at me like confounded chimps. (Is that the gay guy?").It was driving them crazy. Then the final chip in a half a year long game..the waitstaffer hands me lunch. I tell her in near perfect Castillian Spanish "Thank you Madam, The food here doesn't compare with any other. I like this a lot. I'm leaving, see ya later.". BAM the prestige concluded, Fellow lotto suckers silently perplexed. I had to lie about how good the food was because what I told her is ALL the near perfect Castillian Spanish I know. My conversational Spanish speaking is nil but I am a Latino. They now know I know everything that was said. I had to split before I was asked any questions so I dipped out. It was really hard not to say "And I can do the plumbing!".

 I really can construct but today I was rocking the garb because I had to ride a ten speed. Sounds crazy but if I gotta go cross town really fast I take a 10 speed. I found out by accident that car traffic is way nice when you look like a construction worker. Maybe because fines double in work zones or maybe they have better cred than hipsters? Don't know.. but I have a lot to live for and I'm all kinds of hip to life hacks


This is our virtual tip jar if you want to pitch in.

Lunch date at the river.

Like what we do? Donation bucket!

TONIGHTs show

The boss sets his plan.

Getting the non live music together...

Mr.Creature wears many hats, here he is making the circus music happen.

Willaim Batty introduces Juan Prophet Organisation, this band is huge sounding, very keen I am on J.P.O.









The bucket act.




Mercury Rising came with Olive and I to help us keep our end of the Sideshow running.
The three of us took buses and bikes all around SE gathering equipment and costumage then all bused to Dante's about 3 hours early.
We all sat in the green room and worked out the nights three acts that I was responsible for. I'm so glad we did because all our stuff went off without a hitch.
Thanks MERC!




"Stunt Banjo" con "Mercury Rising" the clown.





150 pounds of amazing woman holding me down in 3" of random broken glass.

Taking a bow


A real life Ringmaster, our M.C. and boss, William Batty



NATI the patchwork girl...the most graceful of nature's cruel mistakes!




NAGASITA




Tiger moves knives!

The BUG EATING CONTEST...I ended up joining the race by eating a 75 watt lightbulb, the other two contestants ate silk worm pupa from a can.

I ended up commin in dead last eating my lightbulb, O Well, at least my lightbulb only cost 63 cents, all those bugs cost 3.79 for two cans.



The winner!

The wonderful Cali







Da Bear!...dripping with skills!

Nick Creature is happy ta meet cher!
He is from my homeland and I always want to bring him tacos and burritos.






Bear slackin




Behind the shadows...

NATI the patchwork girl and William Batty

Introducing Olive...Thanks James for taking photos for us while I was on stage, you too Meghan!

What's UP Your Ass?
Here Olive shows the crowd how to play the game by sticking some vicegrip pliers between my butt crack, I guessed it right in seconds flat!

A squeeky whale toy!


A magnafying glass!

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Good show, now it's time to go home!


Tired! Too tired to take off her make up before CRASHING!
I feel bad that I have to wake her up to take it off.