Tuesday, January 20, 2009

To the new king!! Congratulations!

Congrats Sir Obama of shy town!
I can't deny that you are a symbol of hope even to this shmanarchist.
You remind me of an awesome, dedicated, school principal who is taking over a pile of bloody rubble left by a demon puppet in a cowboy hat.
I tried to vote for you but my ballot couldn't be mailed to my house bike...it is always moving.
Well actually I thought your name was Bronco Bama and ya better believe I'm gonna vote for some one who goes by that handle!

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