“Cornwheelius” can swim.

 Costume party at the Eagle. I was in Dingo drag all day so I decided to ditch my normal look and go to work in bunny suit. I got on my electric bike and took off. I should have planned better. It was pouring rain. My outfit wasn’t ideal. I was instantly soaked. The scarf was all I had to protect my bunny facepaint. I looked and felt like a fresh tampon dropped into a glass of water. I was absorbent. Still I was impressed that the electric bike I ride, “Cornwheelius” can swim. It performed like a champ. It was issued to me by my adopted family on a borrow to own program. The ride home was even wetter as the driving rain was blowing sideways. I put glasses on to keep the rain out of my eyes but Cornwheelius moves fast and kicks up lots of roostertails that blew perfectly under my glasses. It felt great to get home, peel my wet clothes off and get cozy after a super long day.