I didn't see faces but the voice were loud and clear "Do you know the charges for which you were brought before the court?"Me: "Heresy I would imagine. I'm pretty prolific with the heresy." Nope. Thankfully it wasn't a Papal Inquisition. The crime I committed was much more grave. I know because the guy said "The crime you committed was much more grave...Google Chrome was not shut down correctly the last time you were on the internet. The court sentences you to 50 lashes with a wet noodle for malpractice." CRAP! I tried to bargain my sentence down to dry noodles but in the end they decided on whacking me with lasagna noodles. I can live with that. Had they said rice noodles I would have no choice but to be a fugitive on the run.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
I volunteered to go buy someone a pregnancy test today
I volunteered to go buy someone a pregnancy test today. I was made to feel heroic but I admit I jumped at the chance largely for some selfis...
-
OK the City of Portland has a problem with our huge collection of bike frames and parts, the only way to store them is side by side, in a li...
-
Tough day at the office, just kidding it was totally rad. Spent the day doing a private gig in Damascus. It was nice to be invited back. The...
-
There was no riot. The thing is, I suspect a slow news day. For years I have been attending protests for causes I believe in, from anti war ...
1 comment:
good to see you are keeping this blog alive. sorry about the lasagna.
Post a Comment