thank you google maps

I just found all the swimming pools in my side of town, (while theres not so much leafe cover.
Come summer I may even have a map for ya.

I just found out that soy is bad for you...

I found out that T.V.P. is full of M.S.G. and that soy is a mostly G.M.O. crop.
Tempeh and fermented stuff is ok but the white soy is frankenfood.
Found out that milk is bad for you as well as the fist full of vitamins I eat every day...
What the hell do we eat?

zapractice

Turns out I have my work cut out for me, Frank was a lousy interview.
If he wasn't angry and demanding justice he didn't say much.
Interviewers get spiteful insults or simple yes or no answers, he was grumpy.
I found a piece he did at 22yo or so where he went on a talk show and made his first splash playing the music of two bikes, that's gonna be my starting point.
I have a fantastic 10' bike that is rigged with small mikes and carries it's own amp.
With this and some dancers I know I can make quite the scene doing what he started in the 50s.
Meantime I'm spending an hour or so every couple of days practicing voice and learning about the dude.
My G.F. is learning too and asking me questions that she wants answered as Zappa.
Funny huh?
I'm not there yet but well on my way.

"Open Mike" the guy that hired me to work at Muddy Waters

I just asked for a raise...he said...

been writing another book

I have written a novel, a bunch of comic books and some zines but I have always wanted to write a magic book.

It's writing is a secret so it's not in English (modern English anyway) I have been fluent in runes and rune languages since the mid 1980s.
This is not the kind of book you publish...it's more like a tome to keep around and to use when I need specific focus.




I have tried many times over the years but the truth is, I'm young for a wizard, I still need a lot more years before I can write anything that would stand the test of time...plus it's all in acrilic paint and (what else...) Magic Marker!

locked out of myspace

If I haven't returned any myspace messages it's cuz I got hijacked out of my page.
It wont let me send or receive anything until I change my password, I did and now it has no idea who the hell I am.
Sorry yall, I see the messages piling up but can't read them.
Thank you Carly for calling and telling us how to fix Olive's hand, that was quick and sweet, I love this blog.

Olive got hurt at work

Her thumb...I'm sad for her.
I was stealing an act from Low Rent...that he stole from Circus of tiny invisibility...the hot dog catch.
She was trying so hard to activate the cannon (pointed at my face) that she strained her thumb.
It never fired for her...
She ended up standing in front of the cannon and catching the hot dog herself.
Last night she was closing a drawer and touched her thumb wrong and suddenly she was in tears...it looked painful.
She is at her day job now telling them they have to get some one else tonight.
I respect her so much what an amazing girl.
She is not a circus pro but I respect her a lot more than a lot of people I see calling themselves "Clowns" and plus she won't leave me for dead like those Alberta Clowns did.
This woman has heart, soul, she is brave and she loves me, loves the work and loves my kids.
And you can bet I won't leave her.