Workplace anti afternoon slump patrol.

We are up late conniving about how to make a living with our skill set. We came up with sumpin fer da grown ups.

"2 oclock happening" Dig this: It's afternoon in the workplace, everyone had greasy carbs and sugar for lunch. By 2pm heads are starting to wobble but they need to be on their game for the big meeting. What do you do? Call clown patrol. We go in, lead some stretches, hand out water, make out with furniture, wash windows, then quickly leave.

10 min after everyone gets done discussing "What the hell was that?" Their minds will be alert and their productivity will go way up. "Thanks Clown patrol!"

We don't even have to be clowns. We can fake a lover's quarrel somewhere nearby, leaking some salty details and still get the same effect...cuz science. Take that Sleep wake stasis impulse.