Noice! I can still eavesdrop when people are masked up. I was hidden in a screened porch puffing when a date night couple walked by. Her: Smell that? That's the smell of cocaine" Him: "You mean weed." Her: "You know I hate being corrected!" She stormed off with him trailing and apologizing. Heads up, if I am ever dim enough to confuse those two things, please let me know. I very much like ganja but as far as powders go I'm not even a fan of aspirin.
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