I respect them and would have been happy to discuss anything they like. I respect people who mask up and brave the tempest to try and act on what they believe is a plausible story. I think it was because I was dry coughing in a biblical way that they didn't even leave a brochure.
Y'see I been puffing on this here vaparoo to save ducats. It's not a pleasant as flower but it's not without it's pleasantries. I found a way to make it last a Loooooong time.
I didn't use it right. First I couldn't figure out how to turn it on. So I took it back. They told me ya gotta hit the button 5 times to wake it up. I wasn't going to learn that on my own even if I had a hundred monkeys and a hundred typewriters.
Then I used it wrong for a month. I would push the button 5 times, then twice, then draw. Wrong.
Like expecting a gumball and getting a BB every time. But the stuff is so strong I didn't notice. Now I know it's 5 times to wake it, twice to wake the preheater, then when the light turns off, draw, then cough on that stuff until your eyeball falls out.
This is practical but it's making me lose my religion.
Wish it was refillable like shampoo.
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