Sunday, March 08, 2020

Yeah. I just heard the dog outside freaking out about something.

Y'now that bark they do when something is up. I went to go deal with it but on the way I realized a marvelous fact.
We don't own a dog. Score!
Not my circus, not my monkeys. Now I can return to eating pie in the bathtub.
Welcome to the wonderful world of chaotic neutral.

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