HEB

Xmas eve Olive and her Dad were in a liquor store getting supplies. They said they were enjoying the cacophonous bustle of a very diverse Portland booze shop when the (late 20 something) door guard approached Olive.
 "Excuse me Mam." Olive asked him if he wanted to see her ID again. "No, I just wanted to ask to see your bag. Looks like it says HEB" 

She said yes, half our family are from HEBtown. She asked "Are you from Texas?" He said yes, he is from a city called Corpus Christi (never heard of it). He was stoked to see a logo he knew so well. "Do you miss Texas?" she asked. "Well...I miss Wataburger" he replied. I relate. Wataburger is the first and last place I visit during Tejas visits.