Kid:"fuk", Parent:"It's truck, tell O&D you want a truck balloon.

Kid:"fuk", Parent:"It's truck, tell O&D you want a truck balloon.", 
K:"fuk" 
P:" it's truck!"
 k:"fuk pees" 
p:" say truck, it's a truck, cmon, use your words."
 k:"fuk, fuk, fuk, FUK!(now crying) FUUUUUUK!" 
Cafe denizens are starting to look up from laptops. 
(exasperated) P:" (to Olive) please, my son would like a truckin fuk please." I
t's a riot hearing kids get language together. 
What they are saying and what we hear are very different. 
Our favorite is when a kid asked for a "Taco Doctor". 
He was asking for a helicopter. 
We all cried a little inside when he outgrew that phrase.