Today I was understandably freaked out looking at my chest in the mirror. Ringworm! Our friends had a bad ringworm incident recently so it's on my mind. I looked in the mirror and lost it when I saw those tell tale signs.
It wasn't just one, it was dozens of ring shaped marks and a few contusions all over my arms, back, stomach.
I ran to my partner
"I'm infested with the ringworms Olive!"
She took a look and then quickly began giggling. She followed the pleasure trail of clues.
A couple hours ago she was having a kissing party, I was the furniture.
The rings are from her facepaint.
Her cheeks stamped circles backwards all over me. So there ya go. I cured ringworm.
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