Two bad ass gigs...no photos

I'm sitting around watching video of the "History Detectives" that I found on the PBS website.My coffee is hitting the spot.
My legs are sore from stunts and hours of bike riding this week, my gigs were far apart and I really had to earn my money.
Y'know how a baseball game isn't as fun in the dead of Winter?
My show usually is blowing up in the winter and slows down in the summer because I work in rooms not so much outside.
Because this is my slow season I didn't bring a good camera to the last two gigs... and now I regret it.
The Dante's show Wed. was rad because I showed up to work and found the whole room full.
I don't have to tell you that we do well when we have every table filled WOW!
The acts were "Top Shelf" and I was blown away by the fact that I got paid to play with the boobs and booties of some of the most amazing women I have ever seen.
The acrobats do stunts that amaze me every time...there is fire acts, comedians, Burlesque!
Portland is full of healthy, sexy people and some of them just can't wait to show off their bod...they just need the right encouragement and a safe atmosphere.
Now don't think I'm dissing my "Old Lady" Olive Rootbeer when I'm playing with strangers butts and boobies... she helped me set some of it up.
During my first act of the night I pulled a couple out of the crowd that I had been talking to and walked them up into the bright lights.
The two got to have "a moment" that they will always remember and cherish when she took center stage... loosened her blouse and let it fall to the floor revealing a heavenly inspired, awe-inspiring woman's torso.
I was excited to see that her breasts were much whiter than her arms telling me that we are a privileged few who get to behold such a magnificent specimen.
Her attitude (and his too) were great, they were having fun together and shooting quick looks at each other as the crowd cheered encouragement.
Her Man and I painted designs on her fantastic chest with Yellow, Purple and Brown (the only colors I had when I left the house)and the art was really keen.
Really! the artistic value was there, I saw shading, texture, design, perspective...shitty I got no photos right!
I'm glad there were no pro-exotica-photogs there that night, I really had to concentrate...I respect them but it's hard for me to work and keep our people out of the porn industry at the same time.
I know this couple didn't want to be that famous.
Sometimes when I work naughtier gigs men will be there with cameras and I think they are getting great shots of the stunts, pageantry, the story! and when I see whats in the guy's view finder I see they are framing crotches and tits.
I'm a horny guy and I love erotic photography but only shots of the willing lol.
This is good clean fun we are having here and it's tremendously rewarding I want it to last because I think we have the correct formula.
The National Geographic people spoiled me and now I'm only interested in being covered by those type photographers or the local News...and of coarse the fans.
The stage lights are hot and my clown make-up was melting in my eye. I had to peer through a blurry black streak that had dripped down the front of my eyeball just to see where the audience was.I also had to act like nothing was wrong. In time I was able to pull my hat down quick and clear my eyes. When they cleared I was showing the crowd an impression I made on a cardboard slab of her chest as the two hugged on stage. We all bowed and the last thing I saw before more make up streaked my other eye was our lady of the hour smiling and waving to the cheering masses.
I love watching the adrenalin coursing through the veins of the people who didn't know they would be naked on a stage when they left home for a night on the town.
Last Thursday was also super easy and paid really well.
We did it! We made a noise that was louder than any other sound on the street and perfectly UN-Amplified...the sound was the roar of a crowd during a gladiator single combat tournament Tall Bike Jousting!!!!
We ruined ALL of our bikes and I'm gonna spend most of the day hammering out wheels and getting the fleet back on the road.
I was glad to be able to pay Twitch and the other nice fellah out for working with me.
I think that the August Last Thursday will be out of this world!