Maximum security

I have my son and daughter visiting, I think I may be allergic to the boy.
As soon as my son begins breaking my stuff and spilling body fluids on everything, my body starts itching.
As the stress builds, I get irritable and cranky, I over parent and I'm rude to people.
I'm working on it, but I can't shake the itch, I know it's the bile deposits in my blood stream, I just can't figger how he get's my body to react like that.
I like the way my kid gets treated like he's at Gitmo.
All the other kids can be left in a room to play quiet, my son needs a full time guard because he won't do well in general population.
I feel like a prison guard around him.