David, the guy who lives in the basement) has taken my muddy old banjo and took it apart.
He spent hours cleaning and replacing all the bits and eventually handed me a banjo I almost didn't recognize.
The man put a weapon of comedy in my hand and I'm grateful.
People are being so nice to me.
Thats so unfair, I'm a real shmit head to everyone else.
There are some crack heads arguing in the alley so I took some
peanuts and wrapped them in plastic, I then out on a loose pair of pants and let them drop as I passed them on a tall bike.
One grabbed the bait and ran off, the other gave chase.
I hope they end up in front of a restraunt I can't afford before they realize my ruse.
See I'm a jerk.
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