mowing...

We have a very well known grass mower.
And yes we built it partly to piss people like her off.
It takes a lot of energy to peddle, it does a crappy job at best but at least it's ugly.
Once a high school welding class came over to study it.
I leave it on the front parking strip during summer and lots of passing people try it and have a swell time.
I really dispise the usless grass crop people keep growing.
Grass (and mowing it) = gas, noise, chemicals, no food, disputes over turf.
We garden what we can and mow the grass when we have to.
We do have a gardener who comes once or twice a week during spring and summer.
He works all day and never charges us anything but friendship.