I'm so happy to be working on Alberta again!

some Facebook posts...

In half an hour my little girl is gonna be a real live 12 year old!!!till then we are just gonna love and kiss and squeeze our 11 year old!!

I treated my kid to a birthday tall bike ride, gellatto and some vintage clothes shopping.
As we walked through the shop I was looking at the stuff. None of this stuff is vintage I was thinking...until I saw a mirror..oh...this stuff don't look vintage because I'm vintage!

There are a lot of people who own real swords I found out today. I did the pirate treasure hunt and met scores of folks bearing arms. None were brandished. I was still surpiized to see so many fantastic, authentic (hollywood)pirates!

It's a bit rainy so we are pondering if we should go out hustling balloon animals today. We use good strong balloons but unfortunatly they explode in green foam and blue flames when exposed to the slightest bit of water. It smells like burning phytoplankton.

We had a meeting @PSU today then planned on Alberta but we only got as far as Pioneer square before we had a crowd. She just wanted to make a balloon while we waited and Portland's livingroom sucked us in. While there we saw 4 beggar fights and a nude woman. I love livin in the city!

I saw a lady walking around in just a fur coat and heels, she had a fellow with her taking photos. I thought "she is gonna be nude VERY soon." Of course I don't give a rats ass about nudity but I love watching the public react to nudity.A dude was walking near me and I guess he needed to tell somebody.
"I saw titties! I was just going to get a ... See Morecurry and there they are!~" I looked over his shoulder and there she was doing Nude in Public porn.It's legal here to be nude in public but the people still got a kick and a shock out of it.
Able bodied beggar#1 postures, A.B.B.#2. Bleats something belligerent, BLOWS ensue, A.B.B#1.'s GF(#3) yells too close to A.B.B.#4w. baby(Mom bum fight)THEN R.B.B.A.(Random bruser w broken Arm)sprints across the street and lands one on A.B.B.#1 who takes off right at a phalanx of Rent A Cops. The R.A.Cs saved his ass. Mass movements of bums and street kids as the faint sound of police sirens are heard a few blocks away.


Congratulations OLIVE! You are a class balloon sculptor. Now as long as you can get balloons you can make a living anywhere. You made killing yesterday downtown and your phone is ringing with jobs. Now that people are giving you $30 an hour for events you need INVOICES.

pirate treasure hunt!

CALLING ALL PIRATES!! The annual Hawthorne "Pirate Treasure Hunt" is free this Sunday, APRIL 18TH. Come meet at 33rd and SE Hawthorne at 11am to start. 1.000 last yr attended. Prizes4costumedPirates! AND VERY KID FRIENDLY.

gross prank I forgot to do.

I forgot to do our new room mate the favor of the "Coffee Prank". When you get a new room mate brew a few gallons of coffee. Hide the liquid in milk jugs somewhere.
Now the prank...
Invent a "House drink" and introduce a pitcher of ambiguous colored liquid.
"We drink this all the time! it fruit and stuff!"
now...
Every time you think about it pour some coffee in the bathroom commode. Be seen leaving the bathroom holding your stomach (don't over act!).
At first your new roomie will be disgusted but not too alarmed.
Then let the roomie see another housemate leaving thin brown water in the toilet.
If you guys are really creative you can create an awful smell that happens with each bathroom visit. You new friend will think everyone has one foot in the grave from punch poisoning!
Won't they be relieved when they find out that they arn't living in the shit house!

Olive Rootbeer's Balloonistry is growing by the day.

Order up a pimp hat from her $6

blurry, grainy, rubber chicken photos

Do you like any of this art?
I would like to trade for a nice digital camera.
I would love to be able to post clear photos online and make puppet clown pornography or Urban fauna&foliage documentaries if we want to.
I like a camera that goes macro. I used to have a camera and a jar of crickets that I loved looking at. With a good macro setting you can see the bug's damn underwear sheeeeeeeeeit!
Just please don't shake my tree with some whack ass camera;those paintings take a long time to do and I'm rough on equipment so I need good stuff.
WORD!
If you gotziz a fine piece of electronic gizmotry for me then contact me through my facebook page cool?
Paper
"Huston there is indeed life on Enoh 7"

Giant frikkin painting
"the Page of birds" I wanted to paint an entire giant rubber chicken themed tarot card set...I still might!
this is a fine deal if you judge your chicken painting value by the square foot.
trade me for a high 8 video cam!

Normal sized painting
'KONG IN BLUE'
Better be a nice frikkin camera lol.

painting
"4 CHIX OF THE epoxyclips'

painting
"Ice Age" or "why there are no rubber chickens native to North America...(all hunted to extinction).
i would have to trade for a camera and a couple hundie.

painting
"Chix of TROY" 1st one ever.
i would have to trade for a camera and a couple hundie.


Paper
"Red Riding Chicken" this is the one I want to trade if possible. I love it and I think it's worth a camera.

I try and keep my prices low so i can sell/trade a lot of them and spread them widely.
I don't want to trade stuff with folks out of Portland. Sorry just entertain me with cash offers and I will mail along with some local Stumptown coffee!!!
Thanks to Kile for taking the photos.
Like what we do? Donation bucket!