I treated my kid to a birthday tall bike ride, gellatto and some vintage clothes shopping.
As we walked through the shop I was looking at the stuff. None of this stuff is vintage I was thinking...until I saw a mirror..oh...this stuff don't look vintage because I'm vintage!
There are a lot of people who own real swords I found out today. I did the pirate treasure hunt and met scores of folks bearing arms. None were brandished. I was still surpiized to see so many fantastic, authentic (hollywood)pirates!
It's a bit rainy so we are pondering if we should go out hustling balloon animals today. We use good strong balloons but unfortunatly they explode in green foam and blue flames when exposed to the slightest bit of water. It smells like burning phytoplankton.
We had a meeting @PSU today then planned on Alberta but we only got as far as Pioneer square before we had a crowd. She just wanted to make a balloon while we waited and Portland's livingroom sucked us in. While there we saw 4 beggar fights and a nude woman. I love livin in the city!
I saw a lady walking around in just a fur coat and heels, she had a fellow with her taking photos. I thought "she is gonna be nude VERY soon." Of course I don't give a rats ass about nudity but I love watching the public react to nudity.A dude was walking near me and I guess he needed to tell somebody.
"I saw titties! I was just going to get a ... See Morecurry and there they are!~" I looked over his shoulder and there she was doing Nude in Public porn.It's legal here to be nude in public but the people still got a kick and a shock out of it.
Able bodied beggar#1 postures, A.B.B.#2. Bleats something belligerent, BLOWS ensue, A.B.B#1.'s GF(#3) yells too close to A.B.B.#4w. baby(Mom bum fight)THEN R.B.B.A.(Random bruser w broken Arm)sprints across the street and lands one on A.B.B.#1 who takes off right at a phalanx of Rent A Cops. The R.A.Cs saved his ass. Mass movements of bums and street kids as the faint sound of police sirens are heard a few blocks away.
Congratulations OLIVE! You are a class balloon sculptor. Now as long as you can get balloons you can make a living anywhere. You made killing yesterday downtown and your phone is ringing with jobs. Now that people are giving you $30 an hour for events you need INVOICES.
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