Thursday, November 16, 2006

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FRANC REBORN!


When one of our movies was chosen for the PISS Fest it was directed and taped by Franc who is in Indonisia right now we couldn't make and appearence with his baby without him so Will Workforf Ood took one for the team by donning the Gay, French, 1940's, soldier clown.
Here he is on the stage of the Hollywood Theatre (after the movie) with Merica (L) and Bhudda Sprout (R)

The crowd parts


three strangers meet on stage.
sometimes if you click the image, it blows up pretty, I made this one my wallpaper.

Whats up your ASS?

Here is a shot of us playing that wonderful crowd fav, "Whats up your ass?".
We get three people from the crowd, have them all drop trou, stick stuff between thier butt cheeks and have them guess what it is.
Drunken crowds all over the North West have enjoyed this game for years.
Photo by Bizzy, the gig was at the Jupiter Hotel.


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Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Well...

I'm on the brink of finishing two paintings from my Rubber Chicken Set of Paintings, Had a Meeting with a traveling carnival promotor called Harold Von Killian and made a deal to play a big show in January with March Fourth, Trash can Joe, Heros and Villans as well as a Punch and Judy show put on by Rail.
By the way, I'm bartending at the Ale House tonight if you wanna come get a two buck beer and tell me how cool I am.
The little girl is having a school choir "Thing" today and the little boy...well he just ate a handful of his own excrement.
Don't worry, Caffeine has the situation well in hand.

Saturday, November 04, 2006

I wasn't writing to you for a bit because of the old "If ya aint gots anything good to say then shuddap!" or whatever the saying is.
Who would want to hear a guy complain about skyrocketing rent, low pay, sadness and over work.
It's hard to raise kids alone while running a show a company and the whole "Save the world" thing we do.
It's much harder to do all that and also make it look easy, thats the path I'm on.
So good news?
Oh yeah, last week "The Elephant man" my friend Pegleg Ken from the 999 Eyes Carnival was standing at the bottom of the stairs sporting his holloween scarry face paint.
Do you know what the Elephant man with monster paint on his face looks like?
Well, he looks like the Elephant man with some stuff on his face (sorry Ken).
I whipped around the stairs and took one ook at him and with more meaning then I have ever employed blurted out "Haya doo- in there hansom!"

Leapin Louie the Cowboy dropped by today and turned me on to a rope trick that has eluded me for years, it's not every day that I get new stuff to work on, it was a real treat to have a pro like him instruct me how to turn a few feet of ordinary cotton rope into a living thing looping over my head and spinning like a top.

My boy is standing on his own, the dude sure is cute, think I'll keep him no matter what his mama said about him.

My little girl has found a way to deal with the pointlessness of public school in her dancing and singing.

Pinga has taken well to the loss of the bike shop, he moved right in and started painting like mad, since it's no longer a bike shop, a bunch of us have actually used the space to build stuff.
Before we mostly just unlocked the shop for other people who were building bikes for themselves.

Will Workforf Ood now has a job...thats awful news for him but great news to Caffeine and I who think it's funny.

Caffeine has unleashed a new character "Merica" who is a smokin' hot cheerleader with an American motif, you have to be over 18 to see that clown's adventures.

oh yeah Right Wing Bible Bumpin Govamint Nazis are starting to fall as the cult of greed is exposing them as the hipocriticalastic cheats they are.
From Pervo children chasers, bribe takers and other buzzards, I hope in time many charges are filed on thies people.
I don't care what they do to the Sheeple that follow them but when it effects me then I get angry.
Messing with nature is messing with me, messing with kids is messing with me.
Speaking of nature, I just got word that the fishing industry is in peril HAHAHAHAHA!
Thats what you get you greedy bitches!
You floating factory farms don't deserve to touch the fish you slaughter, they are sacred I hope you starve.
With the vast line of republicans headed for jail or at least getting exposed as frauds I still can't understand how people put up with getting bilked billions from Bush when it's a hassle just for us to keep food stamps going AND I KNOW COWBOY TRICKS!

I love Portland free boxes. So much of the coolest stuff I ever brought home came from random boxes of stuff people put out. Today I found t...