“Man in the box”, “Hot for teacher” I didn’t have karaoke songs that I wanted to do until now. I have been enjoying a secret romance with a teacher. I get to hang out in this camper outside her house and every 45 min or so she comes out for varying degrees of snuggleupagus before rushing back inside to Mom it up as if there wasn’t a Jack in the Box right outside. It’s soooo cute. We have to keep us a secret because her life wasn’t yet ready for a clown. Her divorce is still moving so me in the mix could complicate things. Also she has young kids. We don’t want them to be confused, or get endeared to me and then we break up. It makes sense to keep me on the DL for now. Works for me. Subterfuge and hiding in plain sight are why I got into clowning. It’s also a really nice camper that's close to my work. The other reason I’m out here is because my Sweetie has given my long lost daughter Scout a room in her house for the rest of her stay in Ptown. I want to be near her so she doesn’t feel passed off. The plan is for Scout to go back to Kentucky, settle her affairs and come back to live with my GF as her nanny. That makes me even more hot for teacher when she sends me a text saying “Our kids are all asleep upstairs cozy and fine.” YES! Olive Rootbeer just came over and picked Scout up to take her to “Goth Coffee” and I’m back at Pandabunny house cleaning up. I get to meet the kids tonight. A4 asked her oldest “Do you remember Olive and Dingo?” kid: “Of course.” A4 “Scout is Dingo’s daughter.” kid: “Whaaaaat?” :) The 13 y.o. Was already suspicious after seeing lots of texts from a guy called “Code Name”. Looking forward to having dinner with the three kids and new sweetie A4. The little ones won’t know about the romance for a long time still. Our coupling is still young and fun and there is a lot we still don’t know about each other. A4 said “I bet you only drink a half a glass of wine a month.” Me: I brush my teeth with half a glass of wine a day.”