Working the bar job tonight I let a young woman in who gave me pause but not enough to deny her. She got a CBD drink and came back to me. She stood there smiling at me and petting my shoulder. She said "I love your smile." She kept smiling. I pointed out KJ Dan partly to scrape her off and part as a prank on KJ Dan. She kept admiring me. "Your eyes are kind and I love your hat." I told her it was awkward. "Are you a mushroom?" I thought I heard wrong. "Looking for the restroom?" Her: "No i asked if you are a mushroom. I'm trying to flirt with you. Is that ok?" I love being flirted with but one of the prerequisites is that the flirter not think I'm a mushroom. It considerably gets in the way of consent .Also she kind of looked like she prefers the company of women (in her right mind) so she could have been headed down a path of profound dissapointment. I got her some water and asked her to sit down a chill. I was trying to bounce her gently. I didn't want to give her a bad trip. I got busy survieling a creepy dude. Soon the barkeep got my attention and pointed her out. I escorted her out. She wanted to know why. I said I don't question the bartender. If she says ya gotta go then that's that. Her: So im expendable?" Me no, thats drama. You just gotta go tonight but you can come back another time when your pupils aren't dialated dinner plates..
It took me a long time to finesse her down the road. My attention went back to the human jackle I was watching before. I made friends with the security guy across the street. I had been making fun of them for thier over the top cop cosplay but this dude had minimal cop drag on. He was also very curious and easy to share info with. We met in the street to talk about the guy who looked like he wanted to rob someone. A car went by and I noticed it was mushroom girl driving. "Oh No!" She was driving fine though fortunatly We were looking at "Perp-face". I got his picture when he walked by. He seemed angry with us for staring at him. lol As we were in the street we suddenly heard a woman shrieking, a man yelling and furnature being thrown around. It was horrific but what can we do? In the sea of apartments we couldn't actually tell where it was coming from. Life in the big city. We were bummed. Then behind him an adorable skunk appeared out of the shadows and started milling around looking for stuff. We both gushed. Thank Goddess for small miricles. Nothing like a cute critter to cleanse the unpleasant moments.
I made a friend, everyone at the bar had a great time and I saw a skunk. lol I hope mushroom girl found her way safe. And so concludes another exciting episode of Eagle Eye Karaoke nights!
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