My kid's friend just got here from the other side of the Oregon. The bus was an Hour late. The story was worth the wait. The kid was between "Ticking time bomb/silent hoodie guy" and a couple who were pushing the limits of PG-13 the whole trip. The driver had been doing that route every Sunday for a decade.
Our hero is eyes front trying to unsee as much as possible when they spotted a turkey on the side of the road. As the bus approached an odd thing happened. Yeah you guessed it...The turkey hauled it's ass up in front of the bus and got creamed.
It crushed the windshield and burst everything the beast had eaten all over the glass like a giant microscope slide. In that moment a tribe formed. They own a shared expierience together. It's heart warming like a soup commercial. "Cream of turkey brings people together momentarily". I was gonna post the pic the kid took but it's gnarly.
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