Ode to Rugby Kid.

 Rugby kid. OMG. Two things i was never much into before the pandemic was driving and TV shows. Since then I'm in both a lot. I love driving but don't like giving money to oil companies. I was never much into tv because i like my own reality show better. Then I found the Jr Brittish Bakeoff. Therein I also found "Rugby kid." Rugby kid makes me smile. I love Rugby kid so much i shout encouragment at the tv screen. He is kind, smart and funny, he is very respectful of his fellow competitors but very disrespectful to concepts such as portion control, momentum, expectations, gravity and chemistry. He doesn't add anything to a bowl that dosen't splash out the other side. The producers make sure he has to carry things since he is sure to leave a trail spilling everything along the way. Even when he wrecks the whole deal he keeps a great attitude. Rugby kid is a calamity. In my opinion every choice RK makes is perfection. I couldn't wait to see what RK got into next. Then I made a sobering conclusion. His flame is burning too bright. Everything I like about Rugby Kid are the very same qualities that will keep him from winning. "Rugby Kid is gonna get voted off the island soon. CRAP! He is gonna start crying and then so am I. And that is exactly what happened. I know my champion will be ok. Still I wish I could have comforted him in his defeat or at least not seen that episode. I'm voting Rugby Kid to change shows to one that he can do better in "Nailed it" comes to mind. Since all rugby kid's food looks like unicorn vomit he should be on a show that will celebrate his chaos and creativity. Thanks for the laffs and feels RK!