We were tying our horses outside this here Zebra grocery when a color coordinated jogger woman mall-walked by us. She was rocking a headset and having a conversation with Charly Brown's teacher. Quote: "I feel so blessed that I'm in my 30's and I dare say I've accomplished more than our Lord did in his 30s." "Mwah mwah mwah" "I know-I'm on fire." She noticed us looking at each other like we just saw someone attempt to lift a plank they are standing on. "I don't mean spiritually of course." "Mwah mwah mwah"
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