I been a massive fan of Classical antiquity for like...ages.

Currently I'm making ads for our clowning. I'm hoping to get "nothing but net"

like my man Mr. Umbricio Scauro. His fish sauce was famous 2000 years ago. Umbrico was a condiment king. His ads remain in mosaics to this day in the ruins of a city called Pompeii in Canada. So mad promotion props to Mr. Scauro. It took a 100 m.p.h. pyroclastic flow to stop that foo. Good for him. Rock on Umbri!