i noticed that when adults order balloon bouquets for us to deliver to other adults they invariably ask that the flowers be shaped like human genitalia. I asked Olive why they do that and she said "Oh that's my idea." I didn't know she was including that in her pitch. lol.
Monday, May 31, 2021
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