My computer has never seen a pronograph,

My computer has never seen a pronograph, never bought anything and never downloaded a game.
I'm freaked out about malware.
Then the creepiest thing was the anti malware notices that come with the computer.
They tricked me into buying $40 worth a "protection" that i already have.
Then of all places I log into club penguin hoping to connect with my 12 year old (that sometimes plays on a website for 7 year olds.)
Then suddenly I have a new browser and no clear path back. Boo!
Took me a while to remove all that mess.
To be honest I did open a porn site just now.
I was so curious what it would do if I typed in the search term "banjo". It wasn't pretty.
If you like banjos I don't recommend.
My own banjo has had more sexy adventures than people doing gross stuff to and on them. :)