Ate a booger today.

Ate a booger today. Yeah not bragging or complaining and it's not on my usual menu. 
Someone at a cafe was staring at the side of my head. People do that.
 I kind of felt pressure to perform (for me, not them)and even though I'm hard wired to make a scene, I'm not hip to spending a lot of money on special effects. 
The goal was to motivate him away before he asked a stupid question like "Wudder you sum kinna mexkin leprichaun?" 
Yeah people say that to me this time of year. 
I pretended not to notice him, took my time, looked distracted and slowly dined on my nose litter. 
Them Presto! Like a magic trick the annoying prick was gone.