Ate a booger today. Yeah not bragging or complaining and it's not on my usual menu.
Someone at a cafe was staring at the side of my head. People do that.
I kind of felt pressure to perform (for me, not them)and even though I'm hard wired to make a scene, I'm not hip to spending a lot of money on special effects.
The goal was to motivate him away before he asked a stupid question like "Wudder you sum kinna mexkin leprichaun?"
Yeah people say that to me this time of year.
I pretended not to notice him, took my time, looked distracted and slowly dined on my nose litter.
Them Presto! Like a magic trick the annoying prick was gone.
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