Everyday, dog mess appeared in a local yard.
Surveillance ensued. Nothing electronic, this was good old fashioned 5 am stakeout. The culprit: The neighbor three doors down lets his dog poop in the yard during the "wee hours" of the morning.
Luckily the homeowner knows a clown who is easy to bribe and owns a pneumatic canon.
These things are capable of sending a load over the house next door and right on it's perp-rooftop target.
If you ever need this service I'm happy to oblige. My stick is on loan right now but when it's in my grubby hands I can make it sing (poop/fire/ski poles).
I'm cheap too, I think I did this for a roll of dimes and a box of tampons (that I also shot out of the canon).
Good times.
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