All these years and miles later I'm still keying into potential band names that pop out of the headlines.
As I listen to the news sites reporting the ill deeds of our current goverment, I can't help but wonder. What good does it do for me to listen to this? I can interpret world events myself Yo.
Then those phrases come up and my tail starts wagging.
A lot of whats going on is ideal fodder for procuring punk band names.
Unfortunately Portland is too hip and happy to support a punk scene. You need angst from suppression for punk. Portland doesn't create that so much. I won't be starting any bands.
That doesn't mean you can't.
Here is my list of top ten punk band names I dreamed up from the current political headlines.
Use one or all for your band if ya like, it's on me.
Rock on Donkey Kong.
1. The Manifartz I would name my band this.
2. Mueller probe electronica
3. Individual one emo gothic
4. The Oligarchs ska band
5. The Presidential tweets acapella
6. Steel Dossier hair metal
7. The Dangle Pardons country, funk, punk
8. Existential threat Straight edge punk
9. Trade Wars Pop punk
and last but not least...
10. Thunderbolt and lightning adventure core
(The affectionate names Stormy Daniel's gave to her post op breasts...and future Jeopardy clue).
I love that the porn star is the only person in the political turmoil that I don't think is gross. :)
11. Hush payment (slow jazz)
There ya go Joe.
These names could date your band but that's not a bad thing.
This mess needs to be remembered.
Good luck!
~Dingo
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