Weed, sandwiches and sex.
In my 20 years of clownery I have noticed
"Weed, sandwiches, and sex."
To be a very common answer that clowns give.
When speaking frankly it is the answer to lots of querys.
It answers...
How did you quit drinking?
What do you offer me for this pregnant dog?
How much do you charge for a gig?
How did you quit tobacco?
Why were you kicked out of Denny's?
What do you plan to name the three puppies?
See it's universal, use it as much as you like.
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