Tuesday, May 08, 2018

I ate about a pound of mostly cooked human placenta the day my kid was born.

I ate about a pound of mostly cooked human placenta the day my kid was born.
It was perfect energy boost food for humans. Just the right amount of nutrition paired with frikkin nasty.
It was great because I was crushing it with the chef skills but it was also the gift that keeps on giving since I can bring it up at the table every Thanksgiving. "I ate afterbirth...any questions? No?"

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My girlfriend texted me “ I washed and folded the clothes you had here. It was so fun, I want you to bring all your dirty laundry over.”

My girlfriend texted me “ I washed and folded the clothes you had here. It was so fun, I want you to bring all your dirty laundry over.”  I ...