I ate about a pound of mostly cooked human placenta the day my kid was born.

I ate about a pound of mostly cooked human placenta the day my kid was born.
It was perfect energy boost food for humans. Just the right amount of nutrition paired with frikkin nasty.
It was great because I was crushing it with the chef skills but it was also the gift that keeps on giving since I can bring it up at the table every Thanksgiving. "I ate afterbirth...any questions? No?"