Waiting on a corner for the light.

Waiting on a corner for the light. 
Another guy standing there says "Hey Clown man. 
I bet you experience things every day that I would never even think of."
 (I'll bite) 

I asked "Have you ever thought about having to shave while rocking clown facepaint and not messing it up?"

 He told me he could recall no time in his life pondering that particular scenario. 

"Well there ya go kid, have one on me, that's how I spent my early morning."