How I woke up:
I hear breathing, it's my son, I smile. "Dad, check it out, touch this."
I stupidly do. ZAP!
I get shocked awake. "That's 2 volts. Now try this." again I'm not awake enough not to do as he said. ZAAP "That's 4 volts. It's a pen that shocks.
Can't have it at school because it's weaponry so you can play with it here Dad." Then he runs off leaving me with his weaponized writing implement.
"Thanks Son."
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