Know where you are

Folks who see me out of context are so entertaining. Those interactions make up the majority of my comedy. An older couple just approached me. The fellow says "Excuse me sir, we can't figger it out, what are you?" The best answer fell out of my face (because it was the correct answer). I said "I'm a primate monkey descendant residing on a class M planet made of stardust orbiting a nuclear fireball in a remote section of the spiral arm of the Milky Way galaxy." He looked at his wife and said "Oh I get it, keep Portland weird." I laughed but to me, the weird part is not knowing that at this stage of the game.

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