Know where you are

Folks who see me out of context are so entertaining. Those interactions make up the majority of my comedy. An older couple just approached me. The fellow says "Excuse me sir, we can't figger it out, what are you?" The best answer fell out of my face (because it was the correct answer). I said "I'm a primate monkey descendant residing on a class M planet made of stardust orbiting a nuclear fireball in a remote section of the spiral arm of the Milky Way galaxy." He looked at his wife and said "Oh I get it, keep Portland weird." I laughed but to me, the weird part is not knowing that at this stage of the game.

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We got nominated.

Rocking the elders home. That was a blast.

I just talked for an hour and a half. It was about the Clown House.

 I didn't realize I had that much to say. It was good to get the story in digestible soundbites. I didn't know it would still be a story after all this time.

 We had a tv crew in our bathroom today. They were doing a segment where they tape us getting ready for a show. I took one of the folks on the back of my bike for a ride. We then had a catastrophic back tire blow out. Olive could hear it from a block away. The camera woman was ok (a little shaken) and I hope she was rolling camera when the big pop went down.

Olive's Pirate ship

World's Most Dangerous Amusement Park

Starting the kid race

why i keep it real.