I was just crossing a busy street. I noticed a silver haired lady hesitating and not crossing.

 Luckily I had my super hero outfit on under my overalls.
 I bravely crossed back, tipped my hat and said "Pardon me Madam,
 I noticed you not crossing, may I be of service?" 
She looked me up and down and eventually said, 
"No thanks dumb-ass, I'm happy to wait for the green light like you should have done...and don't call me Madam, I'm only 54". 
After a short staring contest i politely said. "Your welcome 
" before flying away to a nearby rooftop to sob like a baby.