at convenience store: Perturbed young man to clerk, "sorry I'm hanging out, I just got the worst compliment a guy would ever want from my girlfriend. She said It turns out I am the best lover she ever had...that"s how she told me she got with another guy". The clerk and I looked at each other both trying so hard not to start cracking up like jack asses, We're with ya brother, It's gonna be ok.
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