Sunday, September 01, 2013

The only time i swear around the kids is when they ask me to make them a balloon gun.

 "Sorry son, outside the demilitarized zone and professional security fields, guns are pretty much just for pussies who can't fight." The most powerful gun I know of is a staple gun. They never want the staple gun:(

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