I been friends with an older Native American woman for years.

We used to sit silently for hours while i was busking. I thought she was mute until I said "looks like rain huh?" and she said "Mister if yer gonna talk my ear off I'm moving to another bench." truth crazier than fiction. One day she said" here you go son" and handed me $5. She wouldn't take it back. A year goes by and she had stopped speaking to me at all. Then the other day she said. "I guess I'll never see that $5 again huh?" and I quickly whipped out a 5. We will see how she feels about it in another year. :)