# Strobe light in the window of an empty cafe= We-R-Desperate!.
#When the bums in your cafe outnumber the clients 3-1, no client will linger long ...or come back.
#Cool lesson I learned from the Muddy Waters Staff:
If a client stinks because they spend 14hours a day at the cafe and not taking care of themselves... Keep them off the couch!
Exclusive wood chairs for the permanently stinky humanoids LOL!
That's only until my shift stats.When it's my living being compromised the policy becomes more like "Expulsion by fire extinguisher".
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