Saturday, January 30, 2010

I was brushing my teeth by candlelight..


...to treat myself to a cozy morning ritual. I desire to be really clean now days so I went to finish washing my mouth with a touch of peroxide. In the dim light I grabbed a familiar and yet incorrect bottle of liquid to splash in my pie hole... Isopropyl Alcohol dammit that means I only went three years alcohol free...and of course since I put it in my mouth I had to finish the est of the bottle.

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