Saturday, December 19, 2009

Pad smell of weed and Landlord knockin'? Here's what to:

Get naked and then calmly answer the door. No matter what they need...fer better or worse they won't mind coming back a little later. Don't look TOO good now or you may never get rid of them. If you look too good you may need to give yourself a swirly in the dirty dishes before you get the door.
Your welcome.

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