New Years EVE in North East PDX

Space is limited, so come early to
ALBERTA STREET PUBLIC HOUSE
1036 NE Alberta / 503-284-7665

THURSDAY DECEMBER 31
Doors at 8:30 / Show at 9:00
$10 at the door / 21+
Suggested attire: Red, black, gold

Champagne & Caviar @ Midnight

New Years is a holiday that you own to yourself. In old Russia they say that the special way - and the circle of friends - you spend your New Years night with will continue for the rest on the year.

Let's welcome the year 2010 as a year of balance: Balance between crazy and cozy, stylish and outrageous, cold and hot, beer and vodka…but always happy with caviar and champagne and good music. The countdown at 12, party favors and a sea of champagne and caviar, will add a little touch of luxury, but don't you fear - all within the balance of your pocket!

MC Clown Dingo and his assistant Olive will make laugh and possibly cry, but just to keep you in a healthy balance. Snow Girl makes a game for you to find your perfect balance in the new 2010.
So bring your big wishes!

Come trade your stuff!

We are holding an after Xmass Barter Bazaar on January the 6th, TRADE YER STUFF 8-3 reserve a table $7.50 29th and Belmont!. at the new venue we just finished opened up "The Flipside" on 29th and Belmont behind Muddy waters.
$7.00 a table to sell stuff from 8-3pm on the Sunday after Xmess. Barter Bazzar!!!!!
Auction at 3, games, fun, food friends, entertainment.
Talk to me or Aloe cojo23@gmail.com if you would like to reserve a table or play music for tips and popcorn.
We are looking for folks to sell unwanted xmass gifts or odd quirky merch.
dino

screaming chicken vs yapping hell hound!

"The battle on Belmont!"

Pad smell of weed and Landlord knockin'? Here's what to:

Get naked and then calmly answer the door. No matter what they need...fer better or worse they won't mind coming back a little later. Don't look TOO good now or you may never get rid of them. If you look too good you may need to give yourself a swirly in the dirty dishes before you get the door.
Your welcome.

corn

I used to work for the corporate circus...not as a clown, I wasn't an entertainer at all . Back then I was a "Butcher" that means I sold Pop corn to the crowd. My comish was 10%, thats a hell of a lot of money when you are working stadiums. I came to learn that the circus makes it's money from the concessions and the frikkin Shriners or who ever hires the show get the door money.
My micro circus show here in Beantown is no different, We just got a commercial popcorn maker and I want to use it as soon as possible.
The more dough I make from consissions the less I have to charge the bar or cafe I'm working for dig it?
Here's the dealio...
I don't want the paper bags that come with selling pop corn. That's not at all what I am about my friends, I'm only into creating a debris field whithin the confines of the big top.
My question is....what can I use to deliver pop corn to the people thats not made out of wasteful packaging?
Banana leaf?
Wiffle balls?
string? is itall chained by string and sold for $25 a strand?

some of the baddest ass 8 min on the net.

This is where I get the prizes for the events I host.

Go see them on Hawthorne and 33rd.
If ya don't play you get in trouble!

Open Mic tonight!!!!!!39th and Belmont starts at 6:30

Hard boiled egg eating contest ..

They volunteered to sit in front of the cocktail seating of Dante's inferno room in Portland Oreegon and each each from a plate of a dozen large, hard boiled eggs.

The rules: Finish first or finish most. Throwing up is a lose.
The Prize: A full Zippo lighter with an 8 ball and a skull.
The catch:We picked eggs because we know it's not possible to eat 12 of them without puking!
Thank you so much Mr.Richter for finding puke buckets and dealing with them afterwards. I thought I would be cleaning puke at nights end but I never ended up even smelling any.Thank You Sir, as usual you earned your pay!!!!



Judges confer...Both threw up during the event but the guy from Wolfmother puked first so the lady (his date?) wins the Zippo Lighter!!!!!She held her grits a good long time...I was so happy.

Don't do the Toys for Tots thing friends.

They try to get you to buy new toys for kids during the Christmas season. Don't do it! I know because I spent years being a parent that didn't have a lot of money and I was a naughty kid as a child so I didn't get a lot of presents.
Dig this...poor kids don't need toys...they need RENT.
When the neighborhood gets too rich for the rent to be manageable those parents don't want to have to keep track of a bunch of toys. A family without a lot of money still know how to have fun without Barbie!
Toys for tots only makes more consumers!try Cots for Tots!

Jane Power

wow Small Print pops right up when you find it, copy, paste to blogger. They should make a "Pyramid Expo-button"

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This is my Stepsister in Texas.

Wide Open Mic tonight! Muddy Waters Coffee House 29th and Belmont SE

FOOD FRIENDS FUN! Yes lads and ladies it's time for another wild installment of the olde Wide open Mic a Muddy's. Amazing who turns up and what acts arrive, pORTLAND REALLY COMES OUT FER this one.

3 songs or 10 min slots go down till 10 or 11 pm. singer songwriters, stand up comics, interpretive dance! Some folks just hop on over and draw or do art while people do day thang.


Sometimes well know or popular acts play the open mic because they are guaranteed a crowd in a city FULL of things to do.


We have beer, hot food, cold food, coffee drinks!







29th and Belmont strts at 6.5 sign up is at 6 so don't tarry!

Tampons and ping pong balls make wonderful ammunition.

Ya gotta be respectful to the venues Y'know...we can't just bring tiny confetti or glitter (anymore) and it's not nice to blow little flat paper all over the night club...so I figgered this combo to shoot out of the canon and it works MUCHO GUSTO!.

The canon...

Leaving the end of the canon being pushed by about 175 P.S.I. should anyone be standing in front of this thing when it goes off...well that's not our problem.
Ask me about any mishaps and expect me to start blurting out "No Engliss!"