I chose comfort over political protest...if anyone wants ta see my junk it costs a dalla!
Thousands of naked bodies on bikes for miles in every direction...you could look down three big streets and see rows and rows of bikes flying by...white lights...nekkidriders red lights and lots of cheering and jeering Portland people...and hundreds (it seemed) of cops holding the roads open for them.
I wasn't naked on my big bike...I didn't feel the need to...I show my body at work all the time. The idea is to show cars how naked we are against them...that don't mean Portland knows that point, I was glad not to get naked.
I did get to train Olive Rootbeer in riding a tall bike in a huge crowd of bikes.
Since she has decided to be a chaos clown with me, she would have to learn how to ride in thick, packed rows of bikes.
It's really hard to do let me tell ya.
We made it to the building and when it was time we reported to our stations.
Of course I don't wanna do anything without Olive Rootbeer, she went with me and worked the buttons.
Josh...sweet man and a pleasure to work with, we all switched jobs as the night went on.
This guy thought he may have left a bomb in the building...just kidding it's the lighting tech.
The Naked Bike Ride After Party was what it sounds like; hundreds of naked people dancing and drinking. I have no photos of the event for you to protect the people's privacy but it was the mother of all naked parties, more nude people than I have ever seen.
To most it was not a sexual thing, it was a liberating thing, Portland People are healthy and they are all happy to get naked and show off hard bodies and sculpted muscles. I'm not talking any specific age or gender, I think this town is flooded with bisexual people because everyone is so frikkin fine.
this is our box, click and you will see the piece of tape that reads "CAPACITY 2000lbs" in marker...I told the waves of party goers that the capacity was 200 but we drew in another zero so we could pack more folks in.
If I ever get my own elevator, I think I want one that moves sideways too.
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