Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Clean yer house! Free you mind!

OK Ya'lls time to get yer hed straight and clear the room upstairs so to speak.
You can't feel good in stagnant energy, you need room for POTENTIAL ENERGIES!
I think you should gather every last scrap of yer laundry and wash it.
When your dry stuff comes out, separate out more than half of it.
Box all the clothes you wore last year that still have ugly memories, guilty stains, bad Karma, ill will or what have you into a pile. Throw doubles and extra stuff, things you know you will never use all together in the box.
Anything in your house with a thick layer of dust is in your way!
Now heres the fun part...
Put the box somewhere in public and watch it.
It's so decadently fun to sit there sipping iced tea and watching the public scramble for sweaters and VHS tapes. Portland loves free boxes and I support them too.Sometimes you get bum fights, kids come and throw the stuff at traffic, Old people get hip doc martins and "Cramps" cassettes, some folks gather the stuff and sell it at Buffalo exchange.
After the mob leaves my free box scattered for ten feet in each direction, I gather it all up and throw it in a dumpster. Lots of folks get good stuff that they can use and I get entertained.
Almost all of my stuff came from free boxes and dumpsters food included, I just have to remember to send the good stuff back out too.
Happy Spring, happy potential!

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